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mongolian chop!

reading the sound of my own voice. 

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

9:07 PM - will there be any dinosaurs on this dinosaur tour?

screeeeeeeeeeeeechhhhhhhhhhhhh. my life is trying to slow down but the brakes are bad. i knew i should have changed them 6 months ago but instead i blew the money on records and cards. i have work clamoring at me day and night (couldn't break up with her yet, she made me a delicious casserole the other night which reminded me why i started with her in the first place) and here i am with 2 weeks to go before i have to move and nowhere to live.

for those of you that don't know looking for an apt in nyc is about as fun as watching courtney love trying to prove she's much more then a coked out whore/crappy musician on the pamela anderson roast....so painful.

so here i am... the plump, fat ass newman in jurassic park renter. there they are, the cute lil dilophasaur other renters that chirp and smile all harmlessly at me until they spit acid in my eye and scoop the place up and then proceed to peck me to death. then there's the big t-rex rental brokers. these carnivores prey on stupid renters that only have 2 weeks left to find a place who charge you a left arm and right teste to find a place.

this movie sucks....except for jeff goldblum of course. his words make me feel like that my life will find its way out of this.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs... then Blogs all about it"..

It's the circle of life friends. and uh.. it rules.. umm..it rules us all  

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