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reading the sound of my own voice. 

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

2:55 PM - The Corporation


So I'm here in the office today to get some work done. I usually work from home on my days off but since I've still yet to set up anything in my new apt, attempting to get any work done from the comforts of my bed usually end up with me falling asleep on my laptop with the following text written in my reports:

asdfasdfafdsfjdlsfdfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

....so here I am today.

As I'm sitting in my cage I overhear Mr. Important talking to Ms. I Hate My Admin Assistant Job about how "he really likes the snowboarding one". Ms. Hater then exclaims..."I love that one but I really like hockey one."

My curiousity gets to me as I hear the sounds of ruffling through boxes. I decide to do a recon mission and using my asian stealth sneak by them. I soon find the two of them going through a box of these which represent all that I hate about working for a corporation. I assume Mr Important was referring to this one and Ms Hater was referring to this one.

I need to quit and open my bar in Costa Rica. You know the one that serves nothing but 40s and has monkeys dancing on the bar. Think of a simian Coyote Ugly.


Blogger bailee. said...

I HATE those posters. SO cheesy.

I'm liking the new layout, but you should change the font. Something more along the sans-serif line.  


Blogger butttown said...

I love those posters, dude. Ironically, naturally, but it's love nonetheless. I prefer the sailing ones.

I think the layout itself is nice, but I agree with Bailee on changing the font. Also, I really hate any colored text on dark backgrounds. I think my eyes can't focus right on it or something and I can never read it. I have to highlight everything.  


Blogger kincornkarn said...

ok font changed. not sure on the colors. the yellow is kind of obnoxious but i am too so i suppose its a good fit.  


Blogger bailee. said...

OMG that's so funny Ben...you're yellow AND obnoxious.  


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